Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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