I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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