I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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