Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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