I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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