Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
if only i could text you this smell
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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