Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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