Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dicks are not precious.
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