How'd it feel making her break her religion?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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