Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
