but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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