found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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