Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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go home
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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