I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
is wine microwaveable?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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