he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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