I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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