They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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