omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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