I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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