Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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