After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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