go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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