she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
only if we run a train.
done.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
As shirtless as possible
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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