Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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