Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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