Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
