I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
