normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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