My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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