Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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