So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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