And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
