Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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