Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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