Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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