dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It was confusing and full of hummus
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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