I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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