I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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