I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
a search helicopter?!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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