So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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