Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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