Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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