Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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