Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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