I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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