Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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