My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
we should paint friendship bongs
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