Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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