all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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