She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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