maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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