If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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