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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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