I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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