Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
