Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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