Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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