i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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